knee slapper

"mr. feeney, what did i get on the test?""what do you think you got on the test, mr. matthews?""does the word fajita start with it?""si, senor."wow.boy meets world is sweet.oh yeah...happy birthday.

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two days ago i got paid $10 to spit out my gum.01. What did you do in 2004 that you'd never done before?dumpster dove02. Did you keep your new year's resolutions, and will you make more for next year? yes, yes03. Did anyone close to you give birth?no? 04. Did anyone close to you die?my grandpa05. What countries did you visit?canada06. What would you like to have in 2005 that you lacked in 2004?job07. What date from 2004 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?probably october 23...homecoming was A M A Z I N G08. What was your biggest achievement of the year?i kept my room clean all summer09. What was your biggest failure?holding back10. Did you suffer illness or injury?busted my chin open11. What was the best thing you bought?spray paint for the bench in my room12. Whose behavior merited celebration?i don't know13. Whose behavior made you appalled?lots of people14. Where did most of your money go?records,gatorade, and hostess cupcakes 15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?good life concert16. What song(s) will always remind you of 2004?anything by against me!17. Compared to this time last year, are you:i. happier or sadder? happiestii. richer or poorer? richer 18. What do you wish you'd done more of?cooking19. What do you wish you'd done less of?sitting infront of my computer, sleeping, wasting time 20. How will you be spending Christmas?with sweet people22. Did you fall in love in 2004?i think so <323. How many one-night stands?none24. What was your favorite TV program?jeopardy and it will continue to be in '0525. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?no26. What was the best book you read?memoirs of a geisha27. What was your greatest musical discovery?xiu xiu, iron and wine, les savy fav28. What did you want and get?the ghost and mr. chicken30. What was your favorite film of this year?it was all crap31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?i had forty fingers over, ate some cake, went to sleep, 17.32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?having a conversation with don knotts on the tele33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2004?lame/homeless-esque/hottt[with three T's]34. What kept you sane?sleep35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?need you ask?!!36. What political issue stirred you the most?proposal 237. Who did you miss?forty fingers38. Who was the best new person you met?i can't name just one...damon, parker, todd,...shawn!39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2004:friends don't always have to agree40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:"everybody let's jump! make a swim!"

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my christmas was very nice.no one fought and there was atleast one person that was sober other than me on x-mas eve.i am not going to be like everyone and list all the things that i got because christmas isn't about that.coming from a very materialistic family you would think i am like the rest of the pack and i give to receive. it's not like that for me. i love giving presents. i am just happy to be surrounded by those i love during the holiday season.i l<3ve you.i hope everyone likes and appreciates what they received this year.i cannot wait for new years!!!no dick clarke...boo hoo.

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golly, i sure am lucky.

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i hate photoshop.i love wes anderson.i hope you like it.

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i am really happy my computer makes loud fart noises when i burn cds!

damn, now i feel like dancing!

i downloaded so much music tonight. i'm just glad i downloaded a version of footloose that i thought was by kenny loggins, but ended up not being by kenny loggins...but some guy that sounds like a japanese cowboy.tonight was lame.why does being productive always seem to suck?meh, not like i had anything better to do.