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the main singer from my chemical romance looks like meatloaf in rocky horror picture show.end of story.

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i love senate.i love old people.seriously, i can't wait until i am 60+ years old so i can be cute.the variety show is actually going to happen and i am actually going to be the announcer.i miss ken jennings.

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some slut honked at me as i was walking home.i'm so happy i'm babysitting tonight and tomorrow night.i am in desperate need of some scrilla.

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stood in front of the mirror for an extended period of time this morning.i don't know whether to feel self-absorbed or self-conscious.noticed a freckle on my knee.i also noticed the bruise on my toe is finally gone.it's sad that a bruise can outlive a friendship.

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these are pretty darn cute.pretty darn accurate, too.my rat-tail is lovebrought to you by the isLove Generatorscott “the king” allen is lovebrought to you by the isLove Generatorsynthesizers are lovebrought to you by the isLove Generatortim kasher's moustache is lovebrought to you by the isLove Generatorhip hip hooray for new socks!once again i can look as swanky as nana from the muppet babies.who knew?!

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The Ghost and Mr. Chicken?don't mind if i do.be jealous.i know you are.